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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Le Petomane — Wed, 16 May 2012 02:01:32 -0000

By refusing to respond to this site and add content, you did just that -added content. If farts are so disgraceful, why did you log onto this blog in the first place? You refer to this site as "stupid" and then say "no offense." Who are you kidding but yourself. Go blow it out your ... oh, never mind!

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

John01 — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 01:58:43 -0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

FartsAreFunny — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:24:07 -0000

Checkout The Fartist on You Tube. It's a true war of farts.
http://youtu.be/msG1mKH5qEs

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

MEATClown Industries — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 19:12:50 -0000

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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

AJ Marinaccio — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 17:22:01 -0000

Funny Puppy farts loud! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

The_chad_man — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 19:20:23 -0000

can you please rate my fart on a scale of 1 to 10?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Dong Johnson — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 13:10:11 -0000

Up to about 25 per day.

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Rayandmigdalia — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 11:31:07 -0000

FARTING can be so nostalgic!....
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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Antkantar — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 05:33:26 -0000

Maybe you should learn how to spell before you make snide remarks about the stupidity of others.

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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Bstone — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 20:21:12 -0000

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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Bstone — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 20:15:28 -0000

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Re: Contact

Callous Apathy — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 05:05:45 -0000

hey what a great Idea to fart about about blogs! opps i mean blog about farts... I wanted to share a fart story with my friends on my blog and while I was doing my little research came across your blog. I have linked it to yours I hope its ok with you:)

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Fart Ninja — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 13:58:05 -0000

OMG! That is awesome! (sorry for your sis, but funny!) Thank's for sharing the fart story!

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

FART PROUDLY — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 21:12:24 -0000

Farts are considered by me a valuable staple in life choices, that tend to be foul in odor, but useful in annoying my family members, and tormenting my dog.

If i couldn't fart i would just die!!! (literally)...:D

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

StinkyBinky — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 16:13:13 -0000

I am feeling a bit sorry for my sister today.. For she was at the gym pumping iron today, working out as intense as ever.. Head phones blasting, really going all out. When she suddenly felt gas rumbling about and before she knew it, out the fart came! Much to her disbelief, she had no idea what the volume level of her fart was due to the loudness of her headphones.. It could have been a sbd or it could have been a epic fart.. She may never know.. However so embarrassed and unaware of the number of those affected she immediately left the gym.. And is now consider finding another gym..

Made my day! Love you sis!

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

kantar — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 13:46:20 -0000

im not attempting to get impolite right here but i would be ashamed to add content material this stupid on my internet page. no offence.

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Bobby — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 15:54:10 -0000

lets not just talk about farts, because poop is important. http://www.poopylogin.com/

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

coolestdudesever — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 02:55:07 -0000

Hey guys, check out this fart video "monster fart" which is a spoof on lady gaga's song "monster".
Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

:D — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 10:39:00 -0000

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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

brad loves emmett — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 19:49:27 -0000

times people dont think much if at all about farting

during an arguement
or a sad moment in life
while swimming
while riding a bike
or playing a video game
while talking about politics
while watching a lakers playoff game
or typing a long winded email
when we see a group of people walking around in public
during sex or masterbation
while bouncing a ball
or playing an instrument
while dancing or singing
while with the grandparents during xmas dinner

appropriate times to think about farting

during a conversation with a friend who talks too much
during a movie when its getting boring
while making dinner at home with your loved "one"
in a bathroom
in a bathtub or shower
while in bed (eww)
when your land lord is yelling at you cuz your yards a mess
when someone bends over and expresses their butt cheecks in your direction
when someone squats down to do something on the floor, like a painting
or squatting or bending of any kind
when it goes with the beat of the music
when you hear a trumpet sound
when there is too much silence in the room

perhaps a fart is a most useful too or weapon:
during a very serious moment that needs to be a little less serious, a fart is the best solution to break up the vibe
it sends a siginal to the other person and says "cmon, we're all just humans, converting matter here, why be so upset"

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Christian Lugar — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 21:53:22 -0000

Farts are disgusting, eggsept mine.

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