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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Byker Bob — Sun, 04 Aug 2019 04:56:43 -0000

Back when I was attending community college, I took weight training class. Nomally, we had a workout partner to spot us, but on one occasion, mine was absent, so I was kind of going it alone. About every ten minutes, we’d rotate to the next area to work a different group of muscles. Just before leaving the squat rack, I let fly with a real hair burner, timing it deliberately so that it wouldn’t follow me in my trunks to the bench press area. As I walked away, I knew it was bad but had no idea just how awful until I heard one of the guys yell at his partner at the top of his lungs, “Damn! Did you fart????” The other guy was already gagging and holding his nose, and was obviously insulted that anyone in his worst nightmare would think he was capable of a sulpher-bomb of that magnitude. By that time, it had hit just about everyone in the gym, and guys’ eyes were watering! I couldn’t help myself. I was about twenty feet away, doubled over, laughing. Suddenly, the first guy yelled, “Look! It was him! (pointing at me) He’s over here laughing at us! As the weeks of the semester went on, the guys in their discussions in between sets were actually reckoning time by it, as in “Oh, yeah. I remember that. But wait a minute. Did that happen before the fart, or after it?”

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Landon Penley — Wed, 25 Oct 2017 13:50:34 -0000

i let the biggest fart in the kamode it sounded like a lawn mower in the cold weather

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Leah Gambill Carlson — Sat, 07 May 2016 18:21:50 -0000

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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

joe shmoe — Wed, 07 Oct 2015 14:39:38 -0000

One time I went to Mexico with two friends. Everyone knows about Montezuma's revenge. We all had it, or at least two of us. We stayed at my friend's cousin's place. There weren't enough beds so we had to sleep on the floor in our sleeping bags. I was lying on my back when I let out an incredible fart beyond belief. My friend was about 2 feet away from me, lying on his stomach, facing me. A few seconds later he lets out a groan, and turns his head to face the other direction. I got up and looked over at him. He had his sleeping bag over his nose. Wow, did I laugh. And laughed for days after whenever I thought about it.

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Nick — Thu, 10 Sep 2015 17:45:24 -0000

This video is awesome! Have you ever had to fart so bad your stomach hurt?
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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

anonymous — Sun, 02 Aug 2015 19:15:30 -0000

HERE IS MY FARTING STORY
Years ago I was in the back seat of a friend's van.
I was eating a chocolate bar and I farted out loud.
About 5 or 10 seconds later, my friend let out a loud groan, shoved his head to the steering wheel, then stuck it out the window.
I laughed my ass off for 5 minutes.

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

TheHoleStory — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 15:49:50 -0000

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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Let It Rip — Wed, 15 Oct 2014 00:16:53 -0000

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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

dan — Sat, 19 Apr 2014 02:54:53 -0000

Please send me a video of you farting my email is dankent45@gmail.com

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Cj Tynes — Mon, 24 Mar 2014 16:40:32 -0000

Do girls not.like to fart i cant find one

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Cj Tynes — Mon, 24 Mar 2014 16:36:58 -0000

I need a fart queen

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

thenikkij — Tue, 25 Feb 2014 17:57:01 -0000

whats what happens to these two girls! very funny!

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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

emma — Mon, 23 Dec 2013 12:50:17 -0000

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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Thu, 21 Nov 2013 10:01:29 -0000

funny

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Thu, 21 Nov 2013 10:00:14 -0000

Farting is fun. So is mooning

Re: Contact

Adso — Tue, 17 Sep 2013 03:13:52 -0000

Hi, thought you might like this little video on the topic. Made it for fun. Shot episode one recently also! Enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

It Was Me — Wed, 31 Jul 2013 08:51:21 -0000

I am addicted to the smell of my farts when I eat a double quarter pounder with cheese and bacon. People can even smell them in other rooms. It makes me who I am.

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guest — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 13:40:06 -0000

Terrific

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

Le Petomane — Wed, 16 May 2012 02:01:32 -0000

By refusing to respond to this site and add content, you did just that -added content. If farts are so disgraceful, why did you log onto this blog in the first place? You refer to this site as "stupid" and then say "no offense." Who are you kidding but yourself. Go blow it out your ... oh, never mind!

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

John01 — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 01:58:43 -0000

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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

FartsAreFunny — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:24:07 -0000

Checkout The Fartist on You Tube. It's a true war of farts.
http://youtu.be/msG1mKH5qEs

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

MEATClown Industries — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 19:12:50 -0000

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Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

AJ Marinaccio — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 17:22:01 -0000

Funny Puppy farts loud! http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Re: What is a fart? An Assplanation.

The_chad_man — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 19:20:23 -0000

can you please rate my fart on a scale of 1 to 10?
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